The world must have been laughing at me!

 1] My sister and i was walking at the grocery store looking for 'to be cooked popcorn'. We couldn't see it so we approached the saleslady and asked "Ms. san banda nakalagay yung mga popcorn na lulutuin pa?", then the lady replied "Ma'am sa Lenten"..so we said "Ahh sa lenten..cge thank you"..We looked for that "Lenten" as pronounced by the saleslady. We were looking around but we couldn't see any "Lenten" section. So we asked the guy near us who is also working at the grocery, "Excuse me, san banda ang 'Lenten' section niyo?" the guy replied with an annoying smile and said "Ahh Lane 10 Ma'am, dyan lang oh" pointing to the lane right exactly behind us with a label 'Lane 10'! We both looked at each other saying "LANE 10!!".. pissed off and so ashamed, feeling so stupid looking for 'Lenten' section. hahaha we end up laughing out loud till we went home.ü

2] I invited my classmate to go with me at the 3rd floor building of our school because i wanted to buy something to eat. So she accompanied me going downstairs. After buying the food i want, we started walking upstairs. Unawarely, i suddenly put my arms around her's and started talking. Then i wonder why she isn't replying. Just so i realized that she was not the one i am talking with and having that arms with her's! The girl looking so shocked spoke to me, "Excuse me, Miss?! Hindi kita kilala!" i suddenly blushed and quickly got off my arms and i looked behind, my classmate was there just laughing at me! 

3] It was after P.E class. I was so annoyed and im not already in the mood to smile nor to have any conversation to anyone. My classmates asked me to go with them because they are going to buy some merienda. So i went with them with frown face. I didn't have any word when we were walking towards the store. They just kept silent too since they know i am too pissed off. When we arrive, i looked for something to buy and so i decided to buy 'Meat Bread'. I am directing my hands to the 'Meat Bread' and suddenly utter the words sarcastically 'Miss, miss, yang 'Meat BRID' nga!".. i end up laughing in myself and my classmates was laughing so loud that i forgot that i am too annoyed before that.